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ivegottobethere:

ima-ho-ho-ho:

rneerkat:

snapfox:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises

it becomes daytrogen

I’m going to bed.

good nitrogen

sleep tightrogen

don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen

rhydonmyhardon:

being told you’re appreciated is one of the simplest yet incredibly uplifting things you can ever hear

aureat:

I just want someone who will kiss me when I’m mad and lets me cry in front of them and buys me pizza and watches scary movies with me and holds my hand real tight even if it’s sweaty and thinks I’m beautiful no matter what I look like and lets me steal their sweaters so I can sleep with their smell on my skin and who laughs at the same things I do and just never lets me go, no matter how hard I try to push them away.

mmurdith:

Pretending not to care what people say and think about you is possibly the hardest thing. Trying to stop it all is even harder…


guys:  uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
guys:  ew fat chicks
guys:  why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying
guys:  ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol
guys:  why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
guys:  oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?
guys:  haha girls suck at math/science/sports
guys:  a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that shits not gonna get you a husband
guys:  why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it
guys:  oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how fucking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?

redscudery:

swanqueenidiot:

Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right

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And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS

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I MEAN

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IT’S JUST TOO GREAT

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ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF

Pray the eh away

slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children